If This Jam Were a Woman…

Let’s have a little fun today.

If my jams were women, they’d be the kind of girlfriends who walk in the room and change the whole vibe without saying a word.

Blackberry Merlot?

She’s bold. She’s got a smoky laugh and a sharp eye. She’s been through some things—and she wears it like velvet. She hosts dinner parties with jazz playing low, and knows how to give side-eye and a compliment at the same time.

She’s the vibe.

Emoji energy: 🍷💅

Raspberry Moscato?

She’s sweet, but don’t sleep on her. She’s the life of the brunch, got playlists for every mood, snacks in her purse, and lip gloss that always pops. She’s sunshine and sparkle—but she’ll pray you through a storm and pour you another glass while you cry.

Emoji energy: ✨🥂

Strueberry Blanc?

She’s soft sophistication. Knows where the good bookstores are. Reads poetry. Smells like a garden at golden hour. Her peace is her power—and when she speaks, you listen.

Emoji energy: 🌸📚

Jam Vino isn’t just a product. It’s a personality.

So who are you channeling this week?